Boldfaced Award Ribbons

In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

About Boldfaced Goods

Sappy sentimental gifts are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to boring with products that make people laugh. Featured on Good Morning America, The View, and Buzzfeed, our products are useful, environmentally friendly and hilarious. Boldfaced Goods is operated by Lauren Stanley and Shauna Hartsook. We’re based in Canada, so we say sorry a lot and add the letter “u” to most words.