Ever wish you could simply light a magic candle and make all your dreams come true? Well, you still can’t. Sorry, kid. (Bet you still believe in the Tooth Fairy, too.) But hey, it never hurts to try, does it? Trust me, I’ve been burning the Success candle for a week now. Idk, I’m feeling kinda lucky!
Whiskey River Soap Co. was founded more than fourteen million years ago in the outskirts of Ancient Rome by a ragtag group of freelance gladiators, stray dogs and out-of-work magicians. Apart, these charlatans were nothing but lazy ne'er do wells akin to a modern-day cable company, but when they encountered one another by chance at the dumpster behind the monster truck rodeo and picked up that legendary tube of half-used superglue, they formed a bond that would last throughout the ages, and even be featured on the History Channel as incontestable proof of alien life.
Okay, maybe not. However, we do very much admire magicians, monster truck rodeos and superglue. So why don't we just start over?
Hi! We're Whiskey River Soap Co. We also create all kinds of handmade soaps, candles and bath bombs that smell great and hopefully make you laugh, plus a growing assortment of other fun items! Anyway, we're all about creating our own products locally because we're not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. We think there's a place for both quality and humor to exist together, and hope you agree.
All of our soaps, candles, and bath bombs are handmade, vegan and cruelty-free, and no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!